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Rig Appreciation: Andre Agassi

June 19, 2020 by Basic Instructions

Due to the enforced closure of this countries finest invention - the boozer, over at Basic Instructions HQ we have been looking at other recreation activities to help pass the time. Quick shout out to Porn Hub for the free Premium, Inshallah. On one routine deep dive into the web I got right stuck into some retro tennis. Feuds and rivalries, marathon matches, perms and most importantly, some absolute blinding rig outs. We’ve decided that Andre Agassi is our favourite.

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There is absolutely loads to admire. The incredible barnet (while it lasted), the colourful but practical nike gear, always topped off with some very comfy looking shorts.

A lot of these outfits wouldn’t look out of place today, waltzing down your local promenade, or perched on a rock at some beach in on the Adriatic. A poorly rolled joint limped out your gob while some tit mixes Sade with Cerrone or whatever it is you Balearic types do.

If you’re interested in watching some classic matches, Bleacher Report have got it pretty spot on with this round up of the top twenty Grand Slam matches. Our favourite is our boy Agassi and Sampras duelling it out late on in their careers at the US Open - if you have a spare couple of hours have a watch, it’s got it all.

June 19, 2020 /Basic Instructions
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